tumblr is gonna make more money off blaze, checkmarks, crabs, and shoelaces than it has under verizon and yahoo combined all because the users here have a sense of humour incomprehensible to most of civilisation. this website would spit on you before it’ll buy something from an ad but by GOD does it know how to spend money on bullhit
turns out tumblr does have reading comprehension and the ability to analyze a complex text through multiple frameworks and have a nuanced discussion while doing so but apparently we were all saving it up to have nuanced discussions about a fake movie with no actual text to analyze
shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you’re so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
CinemaWins once said “Every movie, with very little exception, is someone’s favorite, I like to find out why.” and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.
I apologise for having a nuanced opinion on the Internet, but “The destruction of a vast network that many creators rely on to reach their audience is heartbreaking” and “Watching the multibillion-dollar impulsive purchase of an entitled man-child crash and burn within days of getting his hands on it is objectively funny” are two statements that can and should co-exist
For me, they must co-exist, because if I can’t have the latter, the former is unbearable. It’s the brutal satisfaction of watching your own crops burn and knowing that the invaders will starve.
It’s the brutal satisfaction of watching your own crops burn and knowing that the invaders will starve.
“but im returning from twitter and don’t know anything about tumblr humor!” just threaten to blow up a bank and tag it “#exploding money monday” or something. its not hard
When Katya said “Of course we’re in love. That’s why i tried to shoot you.” And Goncharov said “If we really were in love you wouldn’t have missed.” 😵💫😵💫😵💫
when you realize those are the last words they speak to each other
This, and then when Andrey kills Goncharov at the end… Andrey didn’t miss.
is goncharov (1973) really that much less real than whatever show the destiel bloggers have been watching with their extrasensory perception for 15 years
my friend who posted the goncharov pic, who is now completely off the grid social media wise, we have informed him of the goncharov sweep and this is all he had to say
man just when i think “maybe it’s not that funny” i remember that we’ve all silently agreed that Matteo JWHJ0715 is just. a normal name. yeah he’s the director what about it. his mother was italian and his father was a license plate
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